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How To Beat Your Woman Without Going To Jail

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Who says it is very wrong to beat women? </div>
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Nonsense. Arrant baloney! 
Women deserve to be thoroughly beaten because they are too stubborn, too
 erratic. Women have always created problem for men; even the Holy Bible
 tells us that the first man fell because of his wife. Therefore, it is 
quite safe to say that if God had not created women there would, most 
likely, be no sin in the world. I sincerely wish Adam had beaten the 
hell out of Eve after the inglorious fall, to teach other generation of 
women great lessons. But Adam didn't.</div>

How To Beat Your Woman Without Going To Jail

Who says it is very wrong to beat women? Nonsense. Arrant baloney! Women deserve to be thoroughly beaten because they are too stubborn, too erratic. Women have always created problem for men; even…

01 Aug 2015

12 THINGS ANNOYING GIRLFRIENDS DO

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is wrong with you? Nothing. Is there something wrong with you? Nothing. Are you
alright? I don’t know. What do you want? Nothing. It’s not fair what you are
doing; ok. Say something; ok. Should I leave? I don’t know. You are driving me
crazy; whatever. What am I not doing? Nothing. What should I do? Nothing. (Are
these questions and answers annoying you already? I don’t know)</span></i><br>
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12 THINGS ANNOYING GIRLFRIENDS DO

1. Annoying girlfriends would send you a ‘please call me’ text minutes after you sent them call credit 2. Annoying girlfriend would reply you like this,What is wrong with you? Nothing. Is t…

15 Jul 2015

Is This Harsh?: Letter To A Poor Poet

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<i>You are wealthy and poor<br /> You are wealthy in words<br /> But your pockets are dry wells<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> I love to read your poems<br /> Eulogising my constitution<br /> But where does that get one<br /> If after reading, the stomach remains empty?<br /> You promised to take me to the sun<br /> Buy me a land in the moon<br /> And sing to me of the beauty<br /> And happiness that nature brings<br /> All these, I read only in your poems--<br /> I love the dreamer,<br /> But I love better he who makes dreams come true.</span></i><br />
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<i> I love to watch you sitting beneath the mango tree<br /> Scribbling away myriad verses<br /> I love to hear your voice<br /> As you read aloud those beauteous words<br /> And I love to see you enraptured by your own words<br /> But I do not like it that you have just two pairs of trousers<br /> I do not like it that your bed creaks and squeaks<br /> Like a tired door<br /> And I do not like to hear your shoes crying for help.</i><br />
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<i> A woman's days are like that of the flower<br /> Which blossoms today and withers tomorrow<br /> So leave I must<br /> Your journey lies far ahead<br /> Your path is still rough and fuzzy<br /> Your shoes are already worn out<br /> You have no umbrella to brace the stormy weather<br /> No cover cloth to keep away the icy cold of the night.<br /> When you become a man of your own,<br /> Perhaps there will be someone for you<br /> But me, I must cast my net in another ocean.</i><br />
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This poem was submitted to us by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/abubakar.ishaqeazy?fref=nf" target="_blank">Abubakar Ishaq Eazy</a> a poet and freelance writer.<br />
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Is This Harsh?: Letter To A Poor Poet

You are wealthy and poor You are wealthy in words But your pockets are dry wells I love to read your poems Eulogising my constitution But where does that get one If after reading, the stomach remains…

09 Jul 2015

Contests For Writers And Poets in Africa: Get Prepared

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Are you a writer and/or poet in Nigeria or Africa as a whole and you have always complained about non availability of contests, the truth is its either you are not getting the necessary information or you are just too lazy or scared to enter these contests..., some of the contests entered here are already over, the essence of this post is to get you prepared for the next time they would be held. Stop being lazy and start writing and please when you win just remember me.<br />
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1.  <a href="http://prize.etisalat.com.ng/about-the-prize/" target="_blank">Etisalat Prize For Literature</a> :<br />
 Apart from Etisalat being the best network provider in Nigeria (currently using their data plan and friend, its fast) they also aim at promoting the talents we have in Africa. This contest is for first time writers of published fiction books and the prize money is 15, 000 pounds and other benefits. Please excuse my inability to use the pounds sign, i'm just too busy converting the money to Naira and i'm too excited to multi task. Follow the link to learn more.<br />
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2. <a href="http://www.caineprize.com/about.php" target="_blank">The Caine Prize For Literature</a> :<br />
This prize for literature is named after late Sir Micheal Caine, this contest is open to writers anywhere in Africa who have works published in ENGLISH, please do not try to find out why the 'English' was capitalized. Click the link above for more information on how to enter, however if you are really good please do not contest, at least i would have one less competitor to deal with.<br />
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3. <a href="http://www.africabookclub.com/?page_id=13860" target="_blank">Africa Book Club Short Story Competition</a><br />
 This competition is for all kind of short stories, fiction, non fiction, but it must be set in Africa and related to the African society. You entry should not be more than 3500 words and must not be less than 1000 words and best of all the contest is every month and you can send your entries at anytime.<br />
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4. <a href="http://www.literaturewales.org/lit-comps/i/132685/" target="_blank">The Global Short Story Competition</a><br />
This is another monthly competition for all and sundry, even to the baking deserts of Africa. If you really belief your stories are that good, even if you don't belief your stories are that good you should still enter. You do not know who is reading and you never can tell how far your stories would go.However, you need a 5 pounds entry fee for this one. Please don't give up already.<br />
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5. <u>Writers And Crackheads Articles Contest</u><br />
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Contests For Writers And Poets in Africa: Get Prepared

Are you a writer and/or poet in Nigeria or Africa as a whole and you have always complained about non availability of contests, the truth is its either you are not getting the necessary information o…

09 Jul 2015

7 Reasons Why You Would Never Become A Good Writer

7 Reasons Why You Would Never Become A Good Writer

OK! So you are a writer and most times you wonder if you are that good or if you are just as worst, or maybe you are looking at improving yourself and becoming a better writer, these seven reasons be…

08 Jul 2015

Why Exactly Do You Tag People?

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Why exactly do YOU tag people? Is it that you want your work to be read?
 Does tagging even guarantee that? While some people might read through,
 there are others who'd simply 'like' without reading and a few others 
who'd take their mischief further by making insincere comments that YOU 
somehow know, deep in your mind, to be so. So, how effective is that? 
Whether you like it or not, or know it or not, more often than not,<br>

Why Exactly Do You Tag People?

by Kennedy Akpoveta Why exactly do YOU tag people? Is it that you want your work to be read? Does tagging even guarantee that? While some people might read through, there are others who'd simply 'l…

05 Jul 2015

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