1.
Annoying girlfriends would send you a ‘please
call me’ text minutes after you sent them call credit
2. Annoying girlfriend would reply you like this,What
is wrong with you? Nothing. Is there something wrong with you? Nothing. Are you
alright? I don’t know. What do you want? Nothing. It’s not fair what you are
doing; ok. Say something; ok. Should I leave? I don’t know. You are driving me
crazy; whatever. What am I not doing? Nothing. What should I do? Nothing. (Are
these questions and answers annoying you already? I don’t know)
3. Annoying girlfriends would keep telling you
about their exes and how other guys are asking them out, they be like ‘if it
was my ex, he wouldn’t do that’ ‘you
talk and act like my ex’ ‘my ex
never ex can do this better’
4. Annoying girlfriends would give you 29 missed
calls and counting while you are in a meeting with your boss giving a
presentation and don’t you dare busy the call. My advice, just silence it.
5.
Annoying girlfriends snore (if you are expecting
an essay on this, sorry…., however here is an audio clip groooooooongruuuuuuungroooongruuuuun…………,)
6. Annoying girlfriends would nag, then they’ll
tell you ‘you know I don’t want to nag’ in a nagging way and when you try to
explain to them that they are nagging already, they would nag at you to stop
telling them that they are nagging and when you even keep quiet, they’ll nag
about how you are not listening to their nagging which to them is not really
nagging. At this point, it’s better to just kill yourself.
7.
Annoying girlfriends would not make any sound
during sex. No matter what you do, no matter how you do it, no matter what you
take to be able to do it more than how you were doing it, they would still keep
quite. As quite as a graveyard.
8.
Annoying girlfriends want to share everything
equally except your salary and sharwarma. ‘I cook the food, you wash the
plates’ ‘if I sweep the floor, you’ll mop it’
‘it’s my birthday, you’ll pay for the cake, canopy, chairs and I’ll
invite my friends)
9. Annoying girlfriends would tell you about what
her girlfriend’s boyfriends are doing for them not in a direct way though, and
that’s the more reason it’s really annoying because you already know what she’s
trying to do.
10. Annoying girlfriends are always there for you, with you and beside you even when you want so badly to be alone, they are ALWAYS there. You are watching Arsenal vs Chelsea, she is there eying your friends; you are going to the barbing saloon, she’ll meet you there; you perhaps went somewhere without telling her, my guy, she’ll find you out; and you traveled out of Nigeria? Just pray she has no visa.
11. Annoying girlfriends don’t care how sweet you
were yesterday. By yesterday, I do not mean ‘two months ago yesterday’ I mean
it in the literal sense. If you so much as ignore her today, then to hell with
how sweet you were yesterday. You’ll begin to hear questions like , ‘do you
still love me? Is it that girl? , I know you no longer love me, is it because I
am getting fat? And You are yet to reply any of her questions and messages
because obviously, you’ve been busy.
12.
Annoying girlfriends would cheat on you then say
‘I don’t know how it happened’ It’s not the cheating that’s annoying, it’s the
excuse. Then it comes to that point when
you just begin to repeat it to yourself, ‘You don’t know how it happened? How can you tell me you don’t know how it
happened? At this stage it’s best you just chill and before you strangle
someone’s daughter let me just answer the question for you. You see, she was
flying across his bedroom like the witch that she is , then she hit a standing
fan and magically fell on his dick. Hope that helps?
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